Flipping and Flopping

Dear Barack,

First of all I keep my tires under inflated because I like to have better handling on the road and like the way the car feels I am very picky about how my car rides. So Obama I am glad you are flip flopping more than a fish on a boat deck. Go drill that oil bring the prices down. Thanks Obama, thanks for caring for me and my family. You truly are a great intelligent, clean and articulate man. I forgot, I know how much you like to bring it up you are black also. You see I hadn’t noticed until you pointed out you look different than those on the U.S. currency. Thanks Obama for opening my eyes thanks for talking down to me and all us little people we needed it.

Thanks again,

Sahdman