The Headlines Read

9 Jun 2008

One good thing will happen when the Democrats win in November. Once they take office the newspaper headlines will all of a sudden tell how great our country is again. And just by the act of taking office the American people will be suddenly lifted to a state of utter bliss. We will see headlines such as:

GLOBAL WARMING UNDER CONTROL

Smart cars wave of future

ECONOMY SORING

Bush tax cuts repealed

TIDE TURNING IN MIDDLE EAST

MILITARY THANKS OBAMA

FOOD BANKS OVER FLOWING WITH FOOD

People able to donate more

PUBLIC SCHOOLS EXCEL IN EVERY ASPECT

Children say thanks President Obama

MIDDLE CLASS EXPANDING

Federal Reserve raises interest rates

RICH GET RICHER BUT SO DO POOR

More families out of poverty, Welfare benefits increase

HOUSING SALES REBOUND

Economy growing so fast Fed raises rates

It will be nice to look at the morning paper and see how well off we will be doing. That is the one good outcome of the fall elections. We will wake up and see our paper and be thankful the Democrats are back in control.

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